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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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