You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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