I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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