I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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