I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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