All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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