Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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