so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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