I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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