with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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