im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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