Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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