The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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