I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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