just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
