i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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