is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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