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It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

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(248): It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet. http://tfl.nu/g9yd

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Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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We did he did.

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When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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(586): Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it (586): We did he did. (586): When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers http://tfl.nu/dzfm

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capris are just wrong

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its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"

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(703): capris are just wrong (703): its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!" http://tfl.nu/xkxd

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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.

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(801): Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room. http://tfl.nu/l3xg

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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon

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(910): So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon http://tfl.nu/hgw1

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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M

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(443): He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M http://tfl.nu/4y0g

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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.

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(330): you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there. http://tfl.nu/1912

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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(865): If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right? http://tfl.nu/p6zg

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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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(587): She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra http://tfl.nu/6lbp

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(949): View more from California

Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer

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Party on wayne

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(949): Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer (1-949): Party on wayne http://tfl.nu/qjse

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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.

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(313): They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks. http://tfl.nu/knfo

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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.

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(+44): It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals. http://tfl.nu/whom

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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.

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(801): Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome. http://tfl.nu/egsw

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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

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(425): I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits http://tfl.nu/tp61

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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science

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(978): Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science http://tfl.nu/dvcx

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