Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??