Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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