ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
pray to the hookup gods
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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