and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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