What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Do plants get herpes?
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