Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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