i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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