You can't motorboat a personality
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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