She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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