I hate your face
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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