we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
