I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
