She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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