I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
