That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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