...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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