Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There r osticjed everywhere
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
So. Much. Porn.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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