That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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