Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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