If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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