operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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