Yo dont text me then not text me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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