Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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