OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Oh god it's open bar.
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