We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?