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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need a plan...

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  Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.

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