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• (347): View more from New York

  We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm so horny

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.

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  Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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