You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not