We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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