Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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