His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
operation harelip BJ is a go
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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