Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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