just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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