Whod you bang
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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