My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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