You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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