so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Randomize
