You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so explain again why im purple
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if only i could text you this smell
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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