Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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