Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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