Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My balls are so social today.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
did you just send me my own nude
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
