Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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